I haven't posted on Project Goliath literally for months. The facebook group has been a bit more active as i post random pictures and things but i've not really had the time to put together anything resembling an article. This is basically because I started work at the end of July and its been carnage. During the first week i think i ate about 3 times between monday and sunday. It's settling now as i get used to the job but training and eating are still issues. Anyway, onto the show.
Just a quick aside for people not so familiar with strongman before we go into it. The way strongman works (and its similar in body building) is that there are 2 parallel competitions. There are the 'naturals' where drug testing is implemented and all the others. The only difference is that one is tested for various drugs and one isn't, apart from that you can compete in both as long as you qualify. I qualified for both the Natural British Finals (via the Southern Natural British Qualifier - came 1st place) and for Britains Strongest Man (via the Welsh strongest man qualifier - came 3rd place). It's all a bit confusing but it's why i qualified for the British finals twice. Unfortunately i could only attend one of them as they were both on the same weekend.
So, lets get the excuses in. Running up to this comp my head wasn't 100% on it for a number of reasons, work being one of them (real life eh). Also, i had counted on finishing my strongman season with Wales Strongest man a couple of months prior. I had never imagined i would qualify for the British Finals either 'natural' or 'normal'. Despite this I was still reasonably positive as i'd done quite well in the qualifier and i had had a couple of decent training sessions in the previous few weeks despite a bit of work induced weight loss.
Anyway, upon arriving, i realised i was a bit late (arrived about 10 mins prior to the comp starting) and had to rush in and pick a number out of a hat to see where i would go on the first event. And the number was..........1. So i was going first. On the first event. Urghhh.
Medley (3x tyre flips, 300kg yoke, 300kg titans tank carry)
First event was a medley. You had to flip a large tyre 3 times, then run a 300kg yoke 20m then run a 150kg farmers (each arm) for 20m. I was quite looking forward to this as i'm a 'mover'. Unfortunately going first meant i didn't know what the equipment was like and i couldn't watch the other guys do it. Anyway, here it is.
Blerghhh, the video started on my 2nd rep of the tyre. So in total i do about 6 (half) reps. I can barely walk to the yoke after finishing with the tyre let alone move with the yoke. The big problem was that i hadnt seen other people struggling with the tyre so i thought it was just me being shit. The other problem was that i'm not used to having to rest a tyre on my knee (never done a tyre as heavy as this) so once i got to that stage i didnt know what to do. Instead of just putting my arms under it and finishing the rep (like i do once), i slip and scrabble to get a grip on the side and drop it multiple times. Anywho, you live and you learn. Next time i know to just get on with an event and not let thoughts of 'being shit' get in the way and also i now know how to lift a heavy tyre. Incidently, despite my diabolical performance i came 4th in this event as no one actually finished the medley and most people didn't complete the tyre.
Log Press. 120kg for reps in 75seconds
I'll be honest, at this point i was ready to leave. I had tweaked my hamstring during the first flip of the tyre, I was feeling sick and felt really crap for losing my head on the previous event. However as there were people who had come down specifically to support (Dave of Daves Gym, my girlfriend Rosie, Bish and Matt Richardson) i felt i couldn't let them down.
The next event was Log press. Quite a good event for me even though i won't admit it. I hate doing it and it makes me feel sick but i'm not bad at it. Not much to say about this one, i won it with 6 reps. Patella tendon was hurting on my right leg (old niggle) so i had to switch stance for the jerk part and i had my left leg back so most of the pressure would go through there.
Farmers walk (125kg each arm) for distance
Another decent event for me and as i won the previous one i got to go last on this one. Again, not much to say. I came joint first on this one with a distance of 40m. Anything behind the chalk line counted as 40m so to get to 41m you had to clear the line. If i'd got the farmers handle about 2 inches further i would have been over the line (not counting my attempt to flatten the cone with the farmers handles).
So so far, 4th in the first event, then 1st in the second event and joint 1st in the farmers. Things were looking pretty reasonable at this point.
Skip deadlift
Now, for my favorite event. The deadlift. People lifted the started weight (below) then nominated their next weight. If you fail you're out. What was even worse was that it was with an axle so there was no give in the bar. Just watch the video.
Epic fail. It looks like i give up and drop it. I think i pretty much do. It was a poor attempt and it highlights the biggest 'sticking point' in my deadlift: just giving up.
I came joint 3rd in this event. As in 5 out of the 9 contestants didn't lift the opening weight. 3 got this one and then failed the next weight and one person lifted more again to win it. As a 'no lift' we should have gotten no points so i'm not sure if this is how they scored it.
Conans Wheel
Right, Conans wheel. Again, as a 'mover' i should be decent at this event. I have a good front squat and quite frequently mess around with Zercher squats so it was looking up. I only had 2 full rotations to beat and i was positive. Up... step, step, step....out....done...
It looks like i tripped. I don't think i tripped. As i lifted i think i stopped breathing, a few steps later i blacked out for a split second, dropping the weight and as soon as i released it i came to and flopped over the bar. Absolutely gutted.
Atlas stones
So from feeling relatively good after 3 events i was back to feeling like shite after coming last in 2 events. At this point it was a case of laughing so i didn't cry. Somehow i was 4th at this point and i dont think anything would have changed going into the atlas stones. However i like stones so i was confident, having never lost on stones before. Unfortunately, it was pissing down with rain, you cant really see it in the video but as everything was being set up most of a river was dumped on us, this rendered the tacky totally pointless and meant that lifting technique had to change from normal over the top lifting to cradling the stones as if they were babies. Long story short, i came 2nd in this by half a second (bloody fumbled the last stone......urghhhh.... i was quicker at the Welsh when the stones were 40kg heavier)
Anyway, just before this one of the other guys bet me he would beat me at stones. And the bet was to use tacky hands to wax a handprint into the losers leg. Unfortunately the guy who bet me was the guy who beat me by half a second. So luckily for all, we managed to get the waxing on film.
So there ended a pretty crap day. I came 4th but i wasn't particularly pleased with it. I left with a smile on my face as it had been a laugh, it was nice to see everyone again and it was good banter with the other competitors. All i can say in terms of lessons learnt is don't lose your head, compete for the sake of competing and enjoy it. I apoligise now for this blog reading like a list of excuses but i wasn't happy with my performance. I was thoroughly beaten on the day and good luck to all the guy who qualified for the next stage. I'll be back next year....
I just want to pay tribute to the massive investment Bish and Matt had to make to come watch me compete. As the place was a zoo it cost money to enter. I had 2 free tickets so one went to Dave as my sponsor and one went to Rosie. Basically they had to pay £16 (each!!!) to enter the venue... i know, it's jaw dropping. Despite this and the rain, they managed to have a laugh. The photo below says it all...worth every penny.
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